Our Bob is an awesome Bob!

Bob's love is eternal. It's unending. It's unyielding. Bob loves you. Yes, you. Even if you don't love Bob. Even if you deny Bob.

Some Gods died for you, but Bob lives for you. Bob sacrificed like only Bob can sacrifice, and loves with a love so pure, so true, that only Bob can love you like that. Bob is the reason we exist, and our reason to exist. Bob is love. Love is Bob.

Open your heart. Feel the love of Bob.